So I went in the kitchen, and I shaved it all off and I don't want no one to see. View Quote Pedro : Do you think people will vote for me? Napoleon : Heck yes! I'd vote for you. Pedro : Like what are my skills? Napoleon : Well, you have a sweet bike, and you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're,like, the only guy at school who has a mustache. Pedro : That's true. View Quote Pedro : If I win, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon : Sweet! View Quote Pedro : Who was that?
Napoleon : Trisha. Pedro : Who's she? Napoleon : My woman I'm taking to the dance. Pedro : Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon : Heck yes I did. View Quote Randy : Hey, lemme borrow your bike! Nerd : No. Randy : C'mon. I'll buy you some chips. A few seconds later, Pedro's cousins pull up to the scene of the fight. They look at Randy and shake their heads. Randy gets scared and runs away]. View Quote Randy : Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon : No, go find your own.
Randy : Come on. Give me some of your tots. Napoleon : No. I'm freakin' starved. I didn't get to eat anything today. Freakin' idiot! View Quote Sheldon : Who's that in my drive way? View Quote Teacher : Your current event, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite : That's too bad. Napoleon Dynamite : Pedro offers you his protection. Randy : Hey, let me borrow your bike. Bullied Kid : No.
Randy : C'mon, I'll give you some chips. Bullied Kid : No! Cholo No. The driver shakes his head 'no' with a threatening look on his face. Randy gives up and walks away from the kid. The bullied kid smiles]. Sign In. Napoleon Dynamite Up until this point, Napoleon seems pretty okay with his geekiness, but this quote is the first glimpse into his insecurity about being the "weird kid.
It's highly unlikely the frizzy-haired geek clad in moon boots and MC Hammer pants could successfully wield a 6-foot tall staff made of red oak. There's nothing worse than chapped lips and an unlawfully cruel brother who won't bring you the ointment you require. One of the most iconic lines of dialogue is during a phone conversation between Napoleon and Kip when Napoleon asks to go home because he "doesn't feel well.
We've all pretended to be sick in hopes a trip to the nurse's office means going home early. Napoleon marches to the beat of his own very poorly dressed drummer, and his struggle to fit in doesn't end in the schoolyard. On his best day, we find Napoleon's older brother Kip scouring internet chat rooms for women desperate enough to stomach his stale poetic ramblings.
But hey, what can you expect from a middle-aged grandma's boy who's only life goal is to master the art of cage fighting? How's that training coming along buddy? Kip's intentions are innocuous, but one has to wonder if he was attempting to pull off an elaborate catfishing scam.
Either way, the sibling rivalry between Napoleon and Kip is hilarious, and this quote is emblematic of just how frustrating and delusional big brothers can be. As if Napoleon didn't get exposed to enough mystery meat in the cafeteria, he has to go home and scoop unidentifiable helpings of goop to Tina, the family's llama.
Judging by the sound the slop makes as it hits the ground, the casserole could have been a concoction of oatmeal and mashed potatoes with a soggy cornflake topping. Whatever it was, Tina is not having it, and she makes that pretty well known with some well-placed llama scoffs and scowls. Napoleon's admiration for Deb is heart-meltingly pure, but he's an awkward teenager so the conversation is about as romantic as he gets.
While he's probably really nervous to approach Deb, Napoleon's deadpan delivery hides any high school crush jitters. His intentions are sweet but what he chooses to say couldn't be more embarrassing. Deb's layer of baby fat is normal, and with so many girls at her school obsessed over the smallest difference in calorie count, it's nice to have a guy show her she's perfect just the way she is.
High school sucks. That's probably the most obvious statement in history, but for kids like Napoleon it's especially true. He's forced into public speaking in front of his class, he's bullied and shoved into lockers, and pretty girls can barely tell the difference between him and a tetherball pole. Come on, Grandma.
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