Why everton are rubbish

Maybe even Toggle navigation. Football Dec 5, By Mark Farrelly. It's the hope that kills you. Expensive rubbish," he told Ivan Yates. Related Articles. Football 2 days ago By Eoin Harrington. Football 3 weeks ago By Gary Connaughton. Football 4 weeks ago By Daniel Hussey. Mark Farrelly. See more from Mark Farrelly. A: Because they never have any points.

Q: What does a fine wine and Everton have in common? A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Everton fan? A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! Q: Whats the difference between Everton and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito stops sucking. Q: What is the difference between an Everton supporter and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do I have in common with Everton? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Everton fan? A: The bucket. Q: How do you casterate an Everton supporter? A: He turns off the PlayStation. Q: What does an Everton supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: How do you keep an Everton fan from masterbating? A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years! Why do ducks fly over Goodison Park upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Did you hear that Everton doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: How do you stop a Everton supporter from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in an Arsenal jersey! Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So Everton supporters can get laid too. Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask an Everton supporter!

Q: What's the difference between onions and an Everton supporter? A: I cry when I cut up onions Q: What's the difference between Everton supporters and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. Q: Why are Everton jokes getting dumb and dumber? A: Because Everton supporters have started to make them up themselves. Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? A: Intelligent Everton supporters. It said it was to weak. Career Day It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does.

Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.

She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Everton. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest.